Katie Holmes wants to move to New York City with Suri - but not Tom. She's been offered a role in the 
Broadway revival of All My Sons and doesn't want Tom ass-raping her theater career like he did with her film career. Star reports:
"She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there's no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away," an insider tells Star. "There's no way he'll allow it. He just doesn't want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her."Further, the couple's tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late."Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."
The Superficial has obtained some of Tom's rules for Suri. Many Bothans died bringing us this information. God, they suck at espionage...:
1. Hugs require an E-meter reading of Clear. After that it's $1,000 for a hug and an additional $500 for a "How's daddy little girl?" An "I love you" is $750. No personal checks.
2. When U
ncle John calls, tell him Daddy is in the shower watching Battlefield Earth. Promptly let him in upon his arrival. He'll be in a hurry.
3. Please stay within 100 yards of Daddy. Otherwise the bomb I inserted at birth will go off. Because he hearts his little L. Ron clone-princess! Smooches
Broadway revival of All My Sons and doesn't want Tom ass-raping her theater career like he did with her film career. Star reports:"She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there's no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away," an insider tells Star. "There's no way he'll allow it. He just doesn't want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her."Further, the couple's tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late."Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."
The Superficial has obtained some of Tom's rules for Suri. Many Bothans died bringing us this information. God, they suck at espionage...:
1. Hugs require an E-meter reading of Clear. After that it's $1,000 for a hug and an additional $500 for a "How's daddy little girl?" An "I love you" is $750. No personal checks.
2. When U
ncle John calls, tell him Daddy is in the shower watching Battlefield Earth. Promptly let him in upon his arrival. He'll be in a hurry.3. Please stay within 100 yards of Daddy. Otherwise the bomb I inserted at birth will go off. Because he hearts his little L. Ron clone-princess! Smooches
The party should be in the night, isn’t it? Why do they wear sunglasses?Jared, I think they must have read your blog. And when they saw there were so many people said that Katie looked sad, and tired, no light in her eyes anymore …………………..then sunglasses are a must.BTW, what a hard thing to do…to smile when your heart cries for freedom…..my dear sweet Katie…..
Im 27 years old with 2 kids, and I look better than Katie lol. She looks kinda tacky here, and you can tell someone else (older, perhaps a dorky, controlling man) dressed her. The dress would look so much sexier with other shoes, maybe showing some toes or something. Shes had much better days, lets be serious
what is wrong here? @ 04/21/2008 at 10:13 am
Why can’t you be more like Victoria? I hate you being cute and sappy! Grow up and be stuck up! This was my evil plan all along. I really am in love with her, NOT YOU! But she wouldn’t have me. ~ Tom
But Tom, (sniffles) how can you do this to me? I have idolized you my whole life! I don’t know how to be like Victoria…. ~ Katie
Then become her best friend and copy her ways!! Do it gradual, very gradual and hopefully the world won’t catch on. And by the way, wear these sunglasses tonight…. I don’t want anyone to see those horribly disfiguring tears for me forcing you to wear this ouitfit to look more like her. Victoria never cries. Mkae sure you smile for thje cameras! She is unhuman and you soon will be too …….Wahahahahah!!!! ~Tom
Why can’t you be more like Victoria? I hate you being cute and sappy! Grow up and be stuck up! This was my evil plan all along. I really am in love with her, NOT YOU! But she wouldn’t have me. ~ Tom
But Tom, (sniffles) how can you do this to me? I have idolized you my whole life! I don’t know how to be like Victoria…. ~ Katie
Then become her best friend and copy her ways!! Do it gradual, very gradual and hopefully the world won’t catch on. And by the way, wear these sunglasses tonight…. I don’t want anyone to see those horribly disfiguring tears for me forcing you to wear this ouitfit to look more like her. Victoria never cries. Mkae sure you smile for thje cameras! She is unhuman and you soon will be too …….Wahahahahah!!!! ~Tom
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